I just got back from holiday a few hours ago so my sunburn hasn’t started flaking yet and it hasn’t sunk in how low my bank balance now is. I might as well take advantage of this situation to work out just what I could to make my new trip even better.
Would pool vacuum cleaners make my watery lounging a more pleasureable and less bacteria filled experience? Well, if I am being honest I have never been on holiday to somewhere with a pool. It’s not that I don’t like the idea of water based activities but it just never seemed all that important to me. As I am missing out on something really good here which pool users have kept a secret from me all these years?
When they make me president of the world one of my first laws will be that foreign speaking places need to use French door refrigerators. This means that instead of looking silly while trying to ask for things I can just point or grab instead. Anyway, my next law will be that I get given food and beverages for free, so it doesn’t really matter whether I need to try a few things before getting what I want.
Would the right water softener reviews stop me from getting the upset stomach which always ruins part of my trips? Actually, this last trip is the first ever one in which my stomach was fine the whole time. I only drunk bottled water while I was there so maybe this was the key and I have been getting hard water stomach poisoning all these years. I just looked up a map of hard water areas in the world and I have been sick in several of them so I think my theory has been comprehensively proven.
One thing I definitely don’t need is a full length mirror in my hotel room. As a long breakfast merges into a long lunch my stomach always looks for new and exciting ways to expand during my holidays.