I just realised that today is International Left Handers Day. As a proud but rather clumsy southpaw you would think that I was up first thing in the morning cutting things with my left handed scissors and shouting abuse at random right handers as they walked past my house. But no, I was completely oblivious to the fact that today is my big day, and now I only have a few hours to enjoy it..
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Yep, you heard me right; we are all off to Mars. Sure, I only read the headline for the story and don’t know any of the ins and outs of it but I have already started packing anyway. So just what would I take to Mars with me? I would definitely need to pack away some free woodworking plans with me. After all, I won’t be able to just walk into a Martian shop and.
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While watching one of those fictional TV series about the life of a US president I got to wondering about how much I would enjoy the job. I have to admit that it isn’t my ideal career but maybe I can come up with some ways to make it worthwhile after all. For a start, I would need to start looking after my nails more, which can’t be a bad thing. I just had a.
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I only just discovered that Arizona has something which is commonly known as the stupid motorist law. This is a fantastic piece of legislation obviously, as it lets you know exactly what you are accused of being. However, I can’t help wondering if I might be classed as a stupid motorist if I ever wander into Arizona at some point. Would it be irredeemably stupid to drive in Arizona while wearing waking cradle shoes? I.
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I was just reading about the Hollywood style jewellry raid in the French Riviera and it got me to thinking about how I could make myself into a master cat criminal if I ever felt the need to do so. Wear a Disguise All good criminals need a good disguise. My accomplice and I (I am the brains and he is the brawn) will enter the premises wearing chefs uniforms. Hang on though, what kind.
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