There are some great advantages to spending all day working on the internet. Easy access to the doughnuts in my fridge is definitely one of them. Another one is that I get to listen to my favourite music as I type. More Than a Feeling has just come after My Sweet Lord and my air guitar is getting a thorough workout tonight.
That the women’s tuxedo exists. I guess I already knew this on some level but it was still a surprise to see the name. Do men’s dresses exists as well? I just checked this out and it seems that they aren’t as popular as one might expect in this day and age.
You can go go karting for birthday parties? Why has no one ever invited to one of these bashes? I think it is a great idea and my next birthday (which ends in a zero and starts with an ominous number) could well see all of my guests whizzing around a track with terrified smiles frozen onto their faces.
What exactly are walking cradle shoes? They sound like great fun but I am worried that they are nothing more than pieces of footwear with a fancy, enticing name to fool people like me into buying them. Am I wrong? Footwear in general is a bit too dull for my liking and we need some new designs. What about shoes made out of tin or with webbed feet? I just had a look online and it seems as though there are more weird shoes out there than I had thought so maybe it is time to get myself some more exciting shoes after all.
Are Easter coloring pages what I think they are? My daughter is at that age in which she walks around the house holding a crayon and saying “pintar” (she speaks more Spanish than English) with a cheeky look on her face. She would like these pictures of bunnies and eggs but after a few seconds she would go back to drawing on the wall, my hands, her face, the bread and anything else she comes into contact with.