Meet the New Me (Just Like the Old Me Really)

So, I just sat myself down for a serious think and decided that it was time to stop messing about anymore. I am going to get more serious and manly from now and here are a few of the ways I plan to do it.

1. Take up fishing. With a bag of fly fishing supplies and a pair of over-sized waders ( as I believe they are called) I will be king of the river. People always talk about going fishing on the telly but I don’t know anyone who has ever done it. However, I reckon it is a serious, manly type of activity which I should definitely get involved in. I won’t have to kill the poor wee blighter though, will I?

2. Move some trees. I am going out on a limb here but are tree moving spades really just spades which move trees? How does that work and why would I want to do it? Doesn’t matter really, if it is a tough job which makes me sweat then count me in.

3. Ride a motorbike. I have to confess that I have never really been impressed by motorbikes. They just seem a bit too dangerous and windy for my liking. Never mind, I could look at motorcycle trailers and sit in the back while someone else rides. Hey, we all have to start somehow.

4. Release my inner hippie. Ok, so I admit that I just can’t do those things. The thought of bashing a squirming, gasping fish on the head make me queasy and I can’t move a sapling never mind a fully grown tree. I ain’t going to ever become a rough and tough biker either. What does that leave me with? Well, I am just a bit of a hippie at heart and I fancy opening some bead stores in Windsor Ontario. I have an uncle who lives there (or does he live in Australia, I always get that mixed up) and I can quite see myself selling beads and counting beads and doing other bead related work. Peace man. Let the fishes live free and the trees stay stationary if that’s what they choose to do.

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