…someone who knows what the world needs, of course. I don’t claim to be that person and my recent suggestion of Barney the singing dinosaur as world leader is about as good it gets from me. However, maybe all we need to do it see what each of us wants instead of looking for a global solution.
What about looking for the best refrigerator 2012 offers. This won’t solve global hunger but it will keep your orange juice cool. Isn’t is scary how modern and hi tech fridges ( can I call them that or will no one ouside the UK understand me?) are? I remember when all they did was keep my Um Bongo cool but now they, well I don’t really know what they do now but I reckon it is more than they used to.
You want the best carpet cleaner, do you? Well go and get it my shag pile loving friend. I don’t use this stuff because I don’t have a carpet, although if I could get the awkward spot out of my jeans with it I might give it a go. I miss carpets actually. Is that sad?
Now electric lawnmowers might keep you happy. I have one but I don’t have any grass anymore, so that was another great purchase. My friend has a hilarious old style lawnmover which isn’t electric. It isn’t gas or diesel or potato fume powered either. It just kind of goes round when you push it and clips the odd bit of grass. It looks like good exercise but using a pair of children’s safety scissors would probably be quicker, if less quaint.
Could aluminium awnings change your life for the better? Good for you if they could. If you asked me to name one aluminium object which could improve my life then I would say that it would have to be a disposable pie dish. I would love a pie right now but I ain’t got a dish. Or a pie I suppose. Ah well, time to look out the bread and butter.