I just sent my dog to the local canine beauty salon for the first time. When I went to pick him up I honestly thought that they were giving me the wrong dog by mistake. He now looks like a poodle rather than a, well, whatever he really is. Anyway, he seems a bit upset at everyone laughing at him, so let’s see what would make him feel better. I guess I could look for.
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What would I take with me on an intergalatic trip? This is something I have seriously thought about in the past. Seeing some of the pics back from Mars has got me into a space travelling frame of mind again, so let’s see what will go in my suitcase. Do space ships come with seat belts fitted or should I bring my own? I only ask because I have some spare ones and the thought.
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My back is killing me. Sorry to start off in such a negative frame but it is true. My wonderfully comfy fake leather office chair snapped inexplicably and I have pains shooting up my back as I type this in a completely unsuitable dining room chair. This made me think about the other things which we take for granted until we don’t have them anymore. For example, if there was no such thing as black.
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Ok, so I admit it. I spend far too long sitting in front of my computer or watching the telly. Don’t even get me started on the amount of time I pass reading books. It is time to get out into the real world and this is how I plan to do it. With patio dining sets. A trip out to the patio might be a small step for mankind but it is a giant.
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Wasn’t school a drag. It is a long time since I had to go there but I still have some pretty awful memories of it. In fact, maybe I could make myself feel better and exorcise my school day demons by sharing some of the worst experiences. For example, there was the ill fated day I broke some lab equipment. The really sad thing is that I wasn’t even doing any sort of fancy experiments.
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