I have always wondered about that exercise you sometimes see drama students doing on the TV. You know the one where they pretend to be a tree? Do they really do this in acting classes? Did Bruce Willis, Angeline Jolie and Vin Diesel start out their acting careeers as oaks. To be fair, Vin hasn’t moved on much from there. It’s probably time for a change, so what else could aspiring actors try to be.
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Wouldn’t it be great to have a butler? If he or she were called James then I would be even happier. I have never been treated to this kind of service though, so I am not really sure what I could ask James to do for me. Could he work as a searcher of records? I’ve got an old Mungo Jerry single somewhere I can’t seem to find. As long as he didn’t forget to.
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I wanted to be a taxi driver for a while. I am not sure why but I think that a spy movie and the thought of using a giant road map might have been the key elements. Now things like sat nav and the lack of good spy movies has left me looking for a new job, as driving a taxi doesn’t seem that exciting anymore. Could it be easy to work with free woodworking.
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I want you to think for a few seconds and consider when the last time was that you did something a big devilish. Something cheeky, sneaky, mischievous or naughty will do. If it was a while ago then maybe it is time to look at one of the following ideas. Forget work and lounge about on chaise lounge chairs. The first step here is to sort out your sick voice. This is the one which.
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…someone who knows what the world needs, of course. I don’t claim to be that person and my recent suggestion of Barney the singing dinosaur as world leader is about as good it gets from me. However, maybe all we need to do it see what each of us wants instead of looking for a global solution. What about looking for the best refrigerator 2012 offers. This won’t solve global hunger but it will keep.
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