If I were King for a day I would of course make the land a fairer place and bestow gifts and fine foods on my local subjects. Yeah, right! And Prince Charles has got a great eye for the ladies. I have always wanted to enjoy an old fashioned medieval banquet and with the right banquet table cloths I am at least 5% of the way there. I actually once enjoyed a meal in ye.
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According to the Mayans the world will end in 2012. According to the nut who lives across the road from me we might not even make it to the end of the year. An asteroid will hit us or famines and earthquakes will wipe us out. What should I do with my last few months or weeks on Earth before we all face our day of judgement? Let’s have a look and see. Tattoo supplies..
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My family still live in Scotland although I have been far from the land of haggis, tartan and Irn Bru for some time now. Having said that, I am planning to visit them very soon now that my little girl is big enough to make the journey while causing enough scandal to make sure that the cabin crew need to give us free things to calm her down. The question is; what gifts do I.
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I think I mentioned awhile back that I had some builders in doing some work on the house. Well, they are gone now but the work isn’t done. The blooming carpenter disappeared without putting in the windows in the attic or the stairs to even get up there. The result is that I current have about half a dozen pigeons living in it and I can’t even get up there to shoo them away in.
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I have loved Halloween ever since that year I went out with my pyjamas on by mistake and went home with a big bag of things which rotted my teeth and made my stomach hurt. What will I do this year, I wonder. It’s time to get thinking. I could go out as a cute animal from Old Macdonalds farm. My daughter loves ducks so it could be an evening of quack, quack for me..
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