The End of the World is Nigh

According to the Mayans the world will end in 2012. According to the nut who lives across the road from me we might not even make it to the end of the year. An asteroid will hit us or famines and earthquakes will wipe us out.

What should I do with my last few months or weeks on Earth before we all face our day of judgement? Let’s have a look and see.

Tattoo supplies. I have never fancied getting a tattoo because I didn’t want to grow old with a picture of Marilyn Monroe or some Chinese writing on my arm. If I am not going to grow old(er) then what does it matter anyway? Maybe I’ll get a tattoo of all the religious leaders and cults around, just to hedge my bets when it all kicks off. Anyone know where I can get a Hare Krishna tattoo done?

Perhaps I’ll drink a glass of tap water. That might not sound like a big deal but I have been living for a while in places where the water is said to be not the best, so I always drink boiled or purified water to be safe. A glass of tap water – even if it is fetid and full of germs – would be a nice change.

Maybe I could look at go karts for sale. I have long wanted a go on one of those things and when a giant, fiery comet is hurtling towards Earth would be a good time to do so. Hopefully I can finish a lap before mankind goes the way of the dinosaurs, the dodos and Old English Spangles (non UK readers – please ignore this bizarre and seemingly meaningless phrase).

I could go to Florence Italy. There are quite a few places in the world I would like to see before I meet a sad end under a giant piece of space debris or as part of some other global disaster. China, Morocco, Costa Rica and New Zealand all spring to mind but Florence’s religious collections and art collections make is seem somehow appropriate.

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