I can be modern too, you know. I might listen to more music from the 60s and 70s than could really be classed as healthy and my favourite memories might include Ataris and strangely effervescent drinks but that doesn’t mean that I can’t move with the times.
Actually, I am fooling no one here and it is definitely time to try to upgrade myself to a modern version.
I need contemporary floor lamps. The living room only has a wicker lamp which looks like it was woven by a 100 year old woman in the Bolivian jungle. I believed it was as well until I saw the made in China stamp on it. While I am on this subject, do Chinese people go any buy all of their goods from Russian or Albanian shop?. About 50% of the products I see for sale in South America are from China and there surely can’t be enough left over for the people who live there.
If you want to get a head…get a tiger torch. I don’t even know what it is but I love the name. I am sure that all of my friends will be impressed to see me carrying one of these about with my antiquated mobile phone and the keys to my ancient car. I think that painfully hip might be the expression.
On the face of it wood furniture isn’t going to increase my street cred much. However, I was thinking of getting some bling encrusted in my dining table and using it as the centre piece to rap dinner parties. That Snoop chap will be rapping on about whatever nonsense it is that has made him a famous millionaire and we will be tucking into some rap based food such as, well, lasagne and chips I suppose.
My lack of gadgets is a problem, it really is. This is why I was thinking of getting some craft tooling copper kits and making some. My home made copper iPhone is sure to turn heads. It won’t work but as far as I can see other people only use them for showing off anyway.
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