I was just left open mouthed when I read that foreign diplomats over millions of pounds worth of parking charges in London. It seems that they benefit from immunity to fines but I wonder what other methods there are to avoid fines. You could look for local archery courses and put your new skills to good use. Now, I am not for a second suggesting that you fire arrows at the poor, overworked and under.
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I was interested to see the other day that North Korea is finally going to let foreigners use their phones when they are in the country. I don’t have any immediate plans to head over to Pyongyang but it is still nice to know that the option is there. Actually, it isn’t really, as I am not one of those people who takes their mobile phone with them everywhere. In fact, at this precise moment.
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Isn’t it time that we put our heads together and made a YouTube sensation which knocks that South Korean horse thing off its perch? It can’t be that difficult, can it? Could I build a hip hop video around electric fireplaces? I honestly can’t see how. It has to be said that electric appliances for the home don’t feature as prominently in music videos as they should. I think there might have been an electric.
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I am the only person who hates tidying their house? I guess not but that doesn’t really make me feel any better. There must be some sort of easy solution. Mustn’t there be? What would the best carpet cleaner be for me? Well, it would be someone who could do it once a week without charging me too much. What’s that? I need to do it myself. Well, if I had a carpet I guess.
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I once bought a guitar. I had hated playing one at school but had put this down to me being left handed and being forced to play in the right handed way. I tried to do a Hendrix and spin it around but the teacher would have none of it. Anyway, once I was old enough I splashed out a few pounds on a left handed guitar. The problems began on the train ride home,.
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