Haven’t you ever wanted to take a step back in time? Oh go on, you know you have, even if only while watching Michael J Fox get up to his time travelling japes. The problem is that I don’t know what you could talk about with people from the last century or before. After all, they don’t know what an iPhone is, have never heard of Lady Gaga and probably would find you just a.
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Pigeons, eh? You gotta love them. Err, no, not really. Ever since we got our roof fitted we have been plagued by an ever growing colony of pigeons. These birds – whose Latin name is wingedus ratus – are a real pain but I just realised that I never see any dead ones. In fact, I have never seen a dead pigeon anywhere at any time in my life. Is this weird or does no.
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Anyone who works from home knows that their home office can be a difficult place to decorate. I haven’t changed the layout of my home office in a couple of years so I think it is time to do so at last. Are tin ceiling tiles any good? I only ask because my ceiling got messed up when some rain seeped in and my attempt to fix it made it look like the sort of.
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Now that the action packed, hazy, crazy festive period is over it is time to get back to real life. What does this really mean? Well, it depends what real life is like for you but for me it means no more chocolates (sniff) and doing some work for a change. What could make this period more bearable? First of all, I really need some outdoor chair cushions. Getting back into a reasonable working pattern.
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Are we really about to move into 2013? It seems like only yesterday that I was watching fireworks whizz over my head as the new millennium began. Actually, it doesn’t seem like yesterday at all but you know what I mean. Anyway, what will 2013 be the year of? Cotton Candy. Wouldn’t it great if everyone you saw on the street was eating cotton candy, or if you went into the office and your boss.
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