Having recently recovered from the world’s first recorded case of flu which caused the sufferer to gain weight I decided it was time to find some new types of exercise. Doing some work around the home is always a good way to burn off some calories so some Oryan painting and decorating seems like a good move. I am not really sure who or what Oryan is but it has got to help me lose.
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My flu is officially over and I am feeling good and kind of pleased with the world. It is at times like this when I put on my favourite Nina Simone song and realise that the birds in the sky do indeed know how I feel. Even the creepiest trees on Earth could bring a smile to my face today. What are these cheeky chappies anyway? I would love to see some creepy trees and.
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Have you ever realised how simple objects can make you feel as though you are in a far off place? This is a sensation which happens to me a lot and I like to indulge myself in it as a hobby when there is nothing good on the telly. So how does it work? First of all, when I picture a golf shirt I can see the golf course where I used to play with.
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Ok, so I admit that I am in a stinking bad mood with the world. And yes, that includes you as well. I have had a horrible flu hanging over my lungs for too long now and I have taken so much medicine that I feel like a human lab rat. Let’s see if I can take out my frustration on someone else now. Let’s start on granite colors shall we? When I was a.
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Every year at this time there is a show which comes to town. If I am being honest it isn’t that great a show but it gives me a few hours of amusement once a year. Anyway, as it has kicked off this year it got me wondering about how I could take part in it next year. It sounds easy, doesn’t it? Let’s start off by considering hibiscus tattoos. Hold on a second though..
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