I could have been a contender. I could have been President, I could have been an astronaut or I might have been that guy who holds the title in the Guinness Book of Records for having the most number of bees on his face at one time. Have you ever wondered what other routes your life could have taken? I could have been a carpenter. I don’t mean a member of the morose but melodic.
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Despite the satisfaction I get from being the internet’s number 1 writer (sorry, did someone just cough there?) I still sometimes feel the need to branch out in other directions. What other area could I take my talents into I wonder? I could sign up with an acting agency and become a star. The only time I have ever been on camera was when we did a school play of Bugsy Malone and some fool.
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As I flicked through some items on the site today it once again struck me that I am way more ignorant that I had thought. How else can you explain my lack of knowledge on the following points? You can get a bed extender? What a great idea. When you want to stretch out a bit more than normal at night you can just slap this on and feel like a king. Lovely. Hold on,.
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I felt a lot better after writing some good news articles the other day so I thought I would write some more to cheer me up. I can confirm that there are no gnats in the house I live in. Isn’t that great news? There are lots of ants though. Thousands of the little blighters. Am I the only person who hates ants? You put down a steak sandwich or a crumb for 10 seconds.
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I thought I had made it to the end of the list of things I knew nothing about. However, it seems that the limits of my ignorance know no boundaries. Just what are these things? I am guessing that North Carolina furniture is furniture in North Carolina and I am pretty sure that I am right so far. However, what, if anything, makes it different from furniture in the likes of South Carolina or Arkansas?.
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