My little girl is only two years old but I think that it is time to start looking at her possible future career. I wonder what she will be doing in a couple of decades time? Will she be herding Spanish goats? She certainly loves to see animals and always lets out a squeal of delight when we visit our relatives who run a farm. I am not sure that it is the ideal career.
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Ok, so I’ll admit it; I was as excited as anyone else when I saw some chap called Felix skydive from outer space. The closest I have come to doing something like this came when I fell off a ladder a few months ago, although I am not sure whether I broke the sound barrier or not. Anyway, I got to thinking about what exciting things I could do that might let me wrestle the.
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Do you ever read something and then realise that you didn’t understand a word of it. This just happened to me while I was browsing for a loft ladder (I might have mentioned my problems with local carpenters about 15 times already). Anyway, I decided to check my sanity and see if I could work out what some unusual sounding things are. A tiger torch has got to be something which helps you illuminate your.
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Why do people collect strange things like old matchboxes, iron on a competitive basis or put up loads of seashells on their walls? It beats me but I decided to come up with the weirdest hobbies I could think of and then see if I could find some evidence of whether they exist anywhere other than in my head. What about painting the faces of presidents and prime ministers onto modern bar stools? I found.
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Don’t you just hate being a shrinking violet? If only there were some aids around to make it easier to avoid this. What’s that? There are? Let’s start with a toilet roll holder, shall we? How can that help you be less shy and retiring? Well, if you put it on your head and walk down the street with it on then you are sure to strike up some interesting conversations. If you have never.
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