There are a few things which you will never see until the day the planet stops rotating on its axis. Here are some of them off the top of my head. A nun carrying out Kung fu has got to be high up on the list. Can you imagine this? Actually, I just did a search on google images and got an image back of this very thing; it seems to be big in Nepal..
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I mentioned a while back that my cooking skills have gotten a bit rusty lately. It is probably time to brush up on them, so let’s see what we can do. Firstly, do I go for modern cuisine or something more classic? Anyone who has read any of my other ramblings will know that while my feet at tottering unsteadily in the 21st century my head is still firmly in the last century. So I.
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So, I just sat myself down for a serious think and decided that it was time to stop messing about anymore. I am going to get more serious and manly from now and here are a few of the ways I plan to do it. 1. Take up fishing. With a bag of fly fishing supplies and a pair of over-sized waders ( as I believe they are called) I will be king of the.
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If you ever came across a dusty lamp and rubbed it would you hope to see a genie come out of it? Having three wishes to make seems like a very dangerous game to me so I am going to keep it fairly modest here I think. Ok, the first thing I think I’ll ask for is some road marking paint. Weren’t expecting that Mr Genie, were you? The thing is, I learned to drive.
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It ¡s my birthday tomorrow. Hooray for me. The next step in my irrevocable ageing process has got me thinking about how the world has changed since I first opened my eyes and saw a leaden grey Scottish sky over my head. Who would have thought that TVs and cars would ever have caught on? I am only joking of course. I am not that old, although the Internet, Play-Stations, DVDs and limited edition kit.
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