It was a lovely day the other day. We had just bought a smart new table with a parasol thing on top. We took out some food to the garden and settled down for a nice family lunch with our daughter and dog. Then a cloud appeared on the horizon and thousands (and I mean thousands) of nasty Amazonian bees came buzzing towards us. I had to grab the little one and run into the.
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Do you often think about what an alien would opine on some of the objects earthlings buy and use? I have to confess that I do and it is one of the many things which keep me awake at night (a leaking roof being the main one). Why are those strange little creatures putting on padded clothes which make them fall about all the time? Ah, they are sumo suits. That’s ok then. I believe.
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I have always gone for a sort of casual look with my clothes. When I say casual I really mean unfashionable and when I say unfashionable I mean unironed and completely outdated. Hmm, if I were to change my style completely what would I go for? The Sporty Look I used to play golf but never owned any proper golf shirts. Those are the collared, short sleeved jobs the professional players wear, I assume. I.
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We all realise at some point in our lives that it is time to change our ways and live a little bit healthier. My own breaking point came recently when I was laid up in bed feeling like death for a day because of the exertion of playing some games with my one year old daughter. Right, so it’s time for action then. Where can I get something to change my life drastically. I’ll start.
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There used to be a UK radio show called Desert Island Discs. In fact maybe it is still limping along after all these years. Celebrities and people you had never heard of would go on and bore you with tales of the music and books they would take on a desert island with them. It was rubbish but it give me a bit of inspiration. You don’t expect me to fashion my own clothes out.
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