2012 is going to be the best year in the history of the world ever. How do I know this? Because I just do ok – don’t put me on a downer by questioning me.
I feel so motivated that I am thinking about getting hold of an outdoor fire pit. Hold on, these are for making sacrificial offerings to appease the fire gods and ensure a great year, aren’t they? Heck, if they are just for having barbeques in the garden I’ll still have one.
Why do I mention medicine cabinets? Because I ain’t going to need one in 2012. I am going to stop doing all of those things which cause my headaches and sore stomaches. So no more eating hamburgers at midnight, sitting in front of the PC all day long or putting my music on at full volume.
What are rice paper blinds? Who cares? I am feeling good so give me 5 of them. If I don’t like them I’ll just eat the blooming things.
Are operable walls going to be the next big thing in 2012? Probably not but they remind me of an amusing story about when we were moving the office around to hold a meeting and I got trapped behind one of the movable screens. Ok, so it wasn’t all that amusing a story but my colleagues ribbed me about it on a daily basis for the next 6 years. Hey, this is good therapy, how much do I owe you?
Actually, now that I have got all of that stuff out of the way I can explain why next year is going to be so good. My little girl is growing up fast and 2012 will mark the year in which she can finally start to talk to us and get around independently. I am thinking of buying some inflatable games for both of us to play with. Well, I’ve got to find some sort of hobby if I can’t spend all day in front of the PC eating burgers and listening to Metallica.
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