It seems that some chap has been spending a lot of time in the departures lounge of Moscow Airport lately. I go crazy after about an hour in these places, so I wonder what in Earth I could possibly do if I were to spend as long as Mr Snowden has there.
Do they sell bonsai trees in Moscow Airport at all? I think it might be a good idea to buy one of these and then watch it, well, not grow in front of your eyes. In fact, wouldn’t it be a great idea for airports to have little gardening sections where you could pay a few dollars to relieve your stress weeding and pruning?
I think that I would be so crazy to do something with my time that I would ask for a bunch of paint colors so that I could go round the airport painting it. This would be one of those jobs which never end. These is a bridge near where my family live in Scotland which is apparently in a constant state of being painted because it is so big. I have never understood this concept; why don’t they just do it faster? However, if it was the only thing I had to do all day long I would be sure to make it last.
I could open a little stall offering washing machine repair services. I have no idea how to repair a washing machine but it would be a great way to kill a few hours. You can get past airport security with a broken washing machine, can’t you?
Alternatively, I could just lie down in bed all day and read on the internet about how famous I was for spending all this time in an airport. To get really comfortable I could use some bed comforters. I have no idea what these things are but they sound just so comfortable.
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